The Touch
Who needs Brokeback Mountain?
This isn't going to be a proper post, but I just found something on "the internet" that is just... incredible. No, it's beyond incredible. So devine is its very nature that it transcends the limits of human description. This beats Dennis Madalone. This beats Hasselhoff. This beats Jesus Fucking Christ.
I deliver unto you your new reason to live. I give you the only video you will ever need to see ever again... EVER. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, without any further ado...
The gentle, joyful weeping begins when you see (a FUCKING IMPRESSIVE) Optimus Prime discussing life, the universe and everything with some lucky, bowl cut-sporting little fuck.
It slowly transforms (pun intended) into a slightly stronger sob after the dulcet-toned reminder of Optimus that he"... will be back soon to transform your day into adventure." I defy anyone... ANYONE... to produce such an inspiring message!
Finally, the sob becomes all out blubbering of soft, wet rapture with the appearance of the incomperable Stan Bush in all of his big haired, tight-jeaned glory. As the subtle marriage of whinning guitar and raspy voice hits you with a power more pure and raw than that of God himself, you realize that you have finally touched Nirvana.
Enjoy, dear friends, and be changed forever.
posted by $teve-0 at 8:31 AM
5 Comments:
Dude, I'm going to ask my customer if they have tried to generate lasers from Les Paul guitars.
Seriously, that was fucking BAD ASS. During the skateboard scene, you could almost hear HotRod say "Daniel, I want you inside of me." I'd run into a rock too if a transforming car said that to me too.
I dont know how to spell overrated, but if i did, I would say that clip was overrated. In short, you have bad taste in transformer cartoons. XOXO
And your use of X's and O's to indicate affectionate response is not only overrated, but cliched. I'll have none of it and will not dignify your comment with any further response.
As far as laser guitars (obviously, a much more worthwhile conversation) he has turned his guitar-lasers of love upon all of us... and he has set them on stun.
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